Crazy freakin' Johnny

poor little boy

with a Fonzarelli coat
loaned me his treasure

wore it in a show

next we were both

boy scouts

mastered by a queer

met him ten years

 later we killed

 a few beers

 he had a little

 darlin  she had

 great rack

 but i never

 put it in her

couldnt take it back

rather drink all day

  and shoot all night

   rather write my little stories

 than have this fight